So here's what's up (and why my blog post is getting online late this morning)...
ANNE AND I ARE GOING TO CONFERENCE!
What does that mean? I don't know either. Outside of sweaty palms, nervous giggling, wondering if we're chasing pipe dreams ... we're just a mess. An absolute mess. The conference we're going to is for published and aspiring writers. It's a great opportunity to network, meet up with old friends, and -- gulp -- pitch our work to agents and editors.
So if you're a reader, here's what goes into prepping for a conference:
- One sheets -- these are basically the back cover of a book that you pick and read in the bookstore to determine if it peaks your interest. So as a writer, we have to write the text and make it gripping enough for said agent/editor to go "oh yeah, send it to me".
- Elevator Pitch - this is what we say when someone asks "what's your book about?" It needs to be under 30 seconds to avoid the glazed eyes and the darted glances toward the nearest escape route. It's ridiculously hard to compose. Imagine squishing a 97,000 word novel into 3 sentences? Yeah. That's why we're stressing.
- Synopsis -- only slightly better than the elevator pitch. It's anywhere from 1-4 pages long and it summarize the entire book. Well, I'll ya, if I WANTED to write a four page book I would have ... so I hate synopsis like Pharaoh hates the plagues.
- Proposal - on the OFF chance an agent/editor wants to see what you've got, it's good to have a proposal handy. This includes the synopsis, an author bio, a marketing analysis, comparative books in your genre, and the first three chapters of your novel.
Panicking yet? Yep. So are we! Writing the book is the easy part :)
SO September 12th our journey begins... and we want to take you with us!!!! I'll post periodic blog updates throughout the weekend. Short blurbs and maybe some pics if I have time. So tell us now, what do YOU the reader want to know on our behind-the-scenes tour at a writer's conference? Speak now ... or forever ... well, who am I fooling, there won't be peace until after conference is over ... unless we land that multi-million book deal ;) ;)